Quotes By Peter
Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexua
Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert.
Here comes Peter on the clothesline but his names not Peter it is Spiderman. Spiderman. Come on Loise lets get busy maybe in the garden right here Spiderman Spiderman. Touch my can with your hand. . .Spiderman!!!.
Whaddya gonna make me do, whack a guy, off a guy, whack off a guy? (Cuz' I'm married.)