Quotes By Peter

Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexua

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy

Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy

Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy

If I'm a child, that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert.

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy

Here comes Peter on the clothesline but his names not Peter it is Spiderman. Spiderman. Come on Loise lets get busy maybe in the garden right here Spiderman Spiderman. Touch my can with your hand. . .Spiderman!!!.

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy

Whaddya gonna make me do, whack a guy, off a guy, whack off a guy? (Cuz' I'm married.)

— By Peter; Under TV: Family Guy