Quotes From TV: Family Guy
For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny.
Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexua
867-5309, yes that's it. Wait that's not it, damn you Tommy Two-Tone. Huh, only one thing to do 111-1111, Lois? Damn. 111-1112 Lois? DAMN. 111-1113. . .
[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit] Wait a minute. . .your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no. . .nothing here adds up at all.
Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.
[plucks a banjo] Oh! I feel so delightfully white trash! Mummy, I want a mullet!
[after Lois tries to feeding him broccoli "airplane style"] Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers.
Do these huggies make my ass look big?
All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you.