My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber and that I'm therefore excused from saving universes.
Honestly, Alec! You can't just go hacking your way out of every difficult situation that arises. It's uncivilized.
Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
No, I don't think I will kiss you. But you need it. You need to be kissed, and kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
It's cold and I left my muff at home. Can I borrow your pocket?
You, miss, are no lady. But don't think I hold that against you. Ladies have never held any charm for me.
I love kilts, they're really sexy. There's nothing better than sticking your hand up a kilt and feeling a naked bottom.
So I said to him, 'Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!'.
They say, when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true.