All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you.
Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
Oh, let me guess. Another box with a crank that I turn and turn and turn until. . .whoo. . .a clown pops out. Then you laugh, the kids laugh, the dog laughs, and I die a little more inside.
I don't have to listen to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that I once killed a man to save my brother's life.
Well look at that! Somebody's hooked on phonics.
So, tell me John. How do you expect to pilot our submarine? I mean, it's a complicated piece of machinery. You don't just press 'Submerge'.
. . .So I guess this means I'm out of the book club.
Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look Death in the face and say, 'Whatever, man!'